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Name: Captain Funkmouth
Age: Nobody knows, nobody wants to
Bio: After having lived the first half of his life as a regular,
underappreciated sock, Captain Funkmouth said, "Arrr, this bites!"
and struck out on his own as a swarthy pirate of the seven seas. (Seven seas
may actually just be the local laundromat, but we're not about to endanger ourselves
by pointing this out to a well-known disreputable pirate.)
Some claim that Rremly just drew some eyes on a sock, but the dragon will
be the first to defend the Captain's good... um... name.
Likes: Making people walk the plank, ships, saying "Arrrrr"
Dislikes: Landlubbin' furless squirrels, snags, cheap fabric softener
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