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Name: Dustbunnies, Dustbunny King
Age: As old as time or as young as your dryer lint
Bio: These creatures live in the cracks and beneath every chair or
couch in every home, hoarding and devouring your dust. The entire species
is led by an impossibly colossal monarch, who is loved and respected by all
of his or her subjects. The normal dustbunnies are genderless and reproduce
asexually, but in times of plenty, a few may acquire enough dust that they
become huge, and delineate into separate genders. This allows breeding
for the strengthening of the species.
In hard times, the monarch sends his or her dustbunnies out of the Dust Kingdom
to scout for more places that lazy people haven't cleaned. Some say these
creatures bring good luck, but others insist they just bring allergies.
Likes: Dust, dirt, dead skin cells, shiny things, buttons
Dislikes: Clean homes, vacuums
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